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BENNY HILL - KILLED BY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS


TAGS: bennyhill pc
Rating: 4.61/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:53 pm
Political Correctness is just another word for abolishment of Freedom Of Speech.
medinaanidem - August 23, 2013, 5:08 pm
It us worsethan infringement. It is an intentional (albiet passive) form if censorship.
BobbEdwards - May 10, 2013, 1:10 am
Agreed. It got Benny's TV show cancelled after 32 years on the air, and feminists started protesting his personal appearances so he had to give those up too. He died a recluse a few years later. The UK Mail denying him a stamp in 2006 was a final slap.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:00 am
Political Correctness is an infringement of Freedom of Speech.


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




STEELERS -




LONELY - The worst feeling isn't being lonely, It's being forgotten by someone you could never forget.


TAGS: lonely emo chair bench
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Redneck Slayer - November 13, 2008, 5:43 pm
Now I'm really depressed, good job. Now I'm off to cry myself to sleep.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 3:04 am
sadness seeps into my soul like rainwater into a darkened dank basement. there are no songs, no colors in the world. joy is like a dead clown, only a memory now, and tinged with grief, spotted with blood...*weeps uncontrollably*
Sean - September 27, 2008, 9:19 pm
Thanks. Happy to help (?!). And I still love this poster. Bye.
Lloyd - September 13, 2008, 7:50 am
Yeah i feel completely demotivated now... good work!
Sean - August 31, 2008, 7:15 am
I love this one Morgan. I think it's even more depressing than my one "Soulmates" (the two birds and one of them is "sleeping"). Very demotivational. Great. Bye.


BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!


TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by The Dippi

ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D


$300,000 BENTLEY CENTENNIAL - Hicks are still Hicks, even after winning the Lottery


TAGS: bentley car
Rating: 4.12/5

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hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 1:01 am
Bentley? Where? I don't see one! (tee hee)
dizzie107c - May 16, 2012, 2:47 pm
i like it. i would do alot worse to alot more expensive cars. and im no hicc


PROTESTING - Make sure you pick the right cause.




When all else fails -


TAGS: nap sleep bench stress
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:42 pm
My thought was that his shoes will be gone when he wakes up.
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:57 pm

Naps are good! This poor guy needs a girlfriend with a cushy lap or a fatter briefcase.


LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!


TAGS: speed racer dragonball avatar airbender
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:30 pm
Live Action Anime does indeed suck, but Video Game To Movie sucks even worse.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
I agree that live action anime sucks, but technically, Last Air Bender ISN'T anime, as it is produced soley in North America.
corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 12:28 am
never watched dragon ball...you cant recreate the cartoon theres to many variables...the last air bender wasnt to bad but could use some work didnt watch speed racer either doubt you can beat the cartoon anyway
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:29 pm
back in the day he would have done a good job, but now I do not know. He has kind of lost his mind.
wildcard9 - September 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Spielberg is working on a Ghost in the Shell Live Action. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, since he's one of the greatest directors out there. Oh and Minority Report was practically Shell. 5L.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:12 pm
What a twist!
CpnKangaroo - July 23, 2010, 8:33 am
dbz the movie is one of the most inaccurate anime films i have ever seen, it disappointed me highly. avatar the series was great, the movie coiuld've been better with a different director. M. night f***ed it up bad
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Hehe in order: Liked it because chim chim was funny. Hated it because it had nothing to do with the actual dbz story. And last but not least enjoyed it because i was in it as one of the fire nation soldiers.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:01 pm
The ratings of these movies are as follows: 1. Awesome, and true to the franchise. 2. An abortion 3. Passable, but the beginning sucked because they cut out all the cool scenes from Ang's origin story.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 9:52 pm
I actually enjoyed Speed Racer...but I'm a Fan.4/5


STUPIDITY: - Spending $208,795.00 on a Bentley Flying Spur, but not a $100.00 unique key lug nut set.


TAGS: bentley rims stolen stupidity
Rating: 4.5/5

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calvin5040 - December 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
A set of tires for this car is around $2,900.00 and you can get the OEM rims with no tires from a Rims store after they have swapped them out with a different set of customs from this model car for about 4,500.00
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:36 pm
You could also argue that stupidity is stealing $500 worth of tires (I'm guessing) and leaving a $200k car behind.


HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive




BENDER - Please insert liquor!


TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, **** goes in Jalfords rear.


TEAMWORK -




#1 COFFEE BENEFIT - KEEPS YOU FROM BEING A MORMON




STUPID BEN, STUPID STEELERS -




CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?


TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

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V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too


SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!




THE CURSE -


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.


Slippery -


TAGS: handle hold squeeze bend over
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:40 pm
Oops my bad!!! Uh, another time 'cern. All the 5's to Greent.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:37 pm
Snap! 5'd it 'cern.
concern3 - January 22, 2015, 8:49 am
5er excellent
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:37 am
depth, mystery, riotous humor...yup, the melon


WHIRLED PEACE -


TAGS: john lennon ben and jerry s world peace
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:28 am
sweet nuts, or the sour ones? 5l
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
funny!
fascistfrenchman - August 12, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't it the truth :P
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L RL!
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:42 am
LOL @ Grey
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:40 am
hehehe, he said "taint"...5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great. 5L
Feasibly - August 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Nice one RL. Makes me wanna make a trip to the freezer.
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:25 pm
Oh so delicious! Do they still make Cherry Garcia...I could eat a pint
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Well played!


How the Fight Started -




POPE STEPS DOWN - Men and Women are Shocked! Boys Say That They're "Touched."


TAGS: pope benedict steps down catholic
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2013, 2:48 pm
Lol!Nice.
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 9:32 pm
Forbidden fruits create many jams. 5L
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:26 pm
First laugh of the night. 5L, cynic


BUGATTI VEYRON - Who said Volkswagen only makes small affordable hatchbacks?




HEY BABY, - Waiting for the bu.....


TAGS: fail owned bus bench stop
Rating: 2.86/5

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ThePirate - May 9, 2009, 12:22 am
LOL


THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE - So easy a retarded Indian giant can do it.


TAGS: wrestling khali crossface cross face chris benoit wwe
Rating: 2.06/5
Kitters - May 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
Perhaps not a movie, Porcelina, but a weekly series. Other than that, I agree.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:04 am
You like movies don't you? Wrestling is a violent movie where you get to watch h**t guys with nice bodies touch each**her. I love it
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 2:01 am
Wrestling is so f***ing g**.
Methy - August 26, 2008, 10:53 pm
Looks like I fail at English too ^_^
Methy - August 26, 2008, 10:52 pm
He is doing wrong. Let's tunnel and motifake it.
kristen - July 24, 2008, 6:41 pm
no, it was the crippler crossface
Eric D. (cont.) - June 23, 2008, 9:25 pm
"for f***s sake, youre a worse father than chris benoit"
Eric D. - June 23, 2008, 9:24 pm
doesnt look like he's doing it right. and i havent watched wrestling in a LONG time, but as I remember it was called the crossface crippler. eh, no biggie there. side note - heard a good insult a few weeks ago, i think from a comic. "for f***s sake, you


LISTENING -


TAGS: benevolence pinup
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - April 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Poor Hilda. In a quandary. Maybe she needs help out of her quandary…even though it looks good on her. WOOF.


BENDER BENDING RODRíGUEZ - 30% iron, 40% titanium, 40% lead, 40% zinc, 40% dolomite and a .04% nickel 100% Badass


TAGS: bender
Rating: 2.62/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 14, 2010, 10:52 pm
And thats why he's badass.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:39 pm
But... thats 290.04% XD


PEPé LE PEW CARTOONS - Maybe Ben Roethlisberger's parents should have thought twice before letting him watch




BAD INFLUENCES - Man Tiger, I wish Jesse would hurry in the bathroom I gotta pee




THE BENEFITS -


TAGS: hard work bee benefits
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:45 pm
Thanks Sean -
Sean - May 4, 2011, 3:20 pm
I love this one. Wonderful.


YOUR FEEBLE SKILLS - ...are no match for the power of the Dark Side




BRITNEY - She wishes she was like Benjamin Button


TAGS: britney trailor trash benjamin b***on wasted
Rating: 3.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 2:55 pm
2007: At least the carpet matched the dra**s.
culos - February 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
I don't know, are there any scans around from before she was born?
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:00 am
When do you think she was at her optimum?
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
OMFG Nazi Grammar are comin' to get me!
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
I's hit N° 2, 3, 4, 5, 9 and 13


Surprise Surprise -


TAGS: ben dover
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 12:34 am
Especially if its signed Bubba or The Warden! 5L!
rerun - February 14, 2015, 7:36 pm

Even if you were in prison you would still be flattered.


I MIGHT HAVE WAITED TOO LONG -




I WILL NEVER EVER DO THIS AGAIN -




NOT TO SOUND SELFISH - but, it's all about me




MISCALCULATION -


TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived
Rating: 3.76/5

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ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Take that to the bank. 5L
Derek - October 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
Best colourisation I've ever seen
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 11:28 am
Amsome Haarakkon. 5L


GENGHIS KHAN -


TAGS: benghis khan cubby is related to
Rating: 3.49/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 6:08 pm
the huns cared more about their bows than swords thye concentrated and drilled on them more. The huns slept on their hirses all that24hr pressure on the old taint couldn't have been good, on the ols urethra. Just throwing it out there.
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:39 am
I wouldn't suggest the Genghis Khan couldn't get it up. No really I wouldn't. I just mean that probably contributed to the genetic bottleneck.
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:37 am
Ah! Meant to write ...about that far back. You have to figure that with the warring, and the large harems of war trophy captive women, there was bound to be a genetic bottleneck. The Erectile Dysfunction causing hard riding probably didn't help, but...
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:34 am
The thinking is that Y chromosome gene surveys of people of central east asian descent indicate a single male common ancestor (by only male intermediaries). The thing is that could be anyone.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 5:31 pm
If everyone aspired to be Genghis Khan, the our overpopulation problems would rapidly be solved.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 2:12 am
True story: he once tried to kill a dude in a bar in Ulaanbaatar, with a swizzle stick. That dude's name? Abe Vigoda. It was over a girl. No surprises there.
Anon - September 6, 2009, 1:43 am
Genghis Khan is a man that everyone should aspire to be.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 9:46 am
If you go back more than 10,000 years you're related to almost everyone except some Australian aborigines.
Curintedery - March 23, 2009, 9:03 am
Adam... theres a 0% chance ur descended from him, and if u believe u are, ur a moron
Stating the Obvious - February 15, 2009, 1:11 pm
Only because he literally tagged every piece of a** on the planet.
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 9:07 am
Adam: There's a 100% chance that you're descended from him.
Elder God Douchebag - January 20, 2009, 10:28 pm
Because that man got more play than any of us will.
VinceVicious - January 20, 2009, 9:32 pm
*not being critical* how is that possible?


PLASTIC - its carrying capacity is outstanding!




SUMO BEARS -




BENTO FETISH - Got one?


TAGS: bento g** leather
Rating: 2.38/5

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Warghl - June 26, 2009, 1:29 pm
That man there... his name is "Hard g**" for cereal. can you guess why?


FREE YOUR MIND - and the rest will follow


TAGS: benjamin franklin rnr quote
Rating: 1.88/5

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Meep - June 6, 2009, 6:18 pm
"Be color blind; Don't be so shallow" Because only racists think The One is full of ****?
Katrina - January 6, 2009, 3:06 pm
Oooo la la Oooo la la Oooo la la Oooo la la...
aPauling - September 2, 2008, 11:34 am
Be color blind; Don't be so shallow


JOB OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: world domination work benefits demon
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greybeard - January 12, 2013, 9:09 pm
LoL. I was wondering if anyone would catch the reference. :) Thank you for the great rating.
Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 6:13 pm

867-5309- Jenny's hiring a minion? To keep weirdo's from calling for a good time, eh? 5Ls


Bread Upon the Waters -


TAGS: benny hill humor
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - September 16, 2013, 11:44 pm
If the ducks and fish don't get it first


COMPASSION - "Is he dead?" "Yes." "Well, then...can I have his robe?"




KIDNAPPING -


TAGS: criminal pediatric benefit
Rating: 4.5/5

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soundspinner - September 3, 2011, 3:39 am
Excellent! And so true...


MATHEMATICS -


TAGS: benjamin peirce would be proud
Rating: 3.61/5

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HammerofHeeb - July 14, 2010, 2:44 pm
For the demotivated, 30 beers in a 30 rack of Keystone.


BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES - The early years ...




DIRK BENEDICT -




JESUS -




EXCELLENCE -


TAGS: really long bendy thingy
Rating: 3.03/5

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Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:20 am
Pole Plant...That's what's missing. If you don't have a solid pole plant, your chances of acheving excellence are slim. I'm good with the long bendy thingy. Sometimes I wish it weren't so bendy, but excellence is fleeting. (@)


NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.


TAGS: ben franklin cookies liberty safety humor doris
Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nor Beer!


TELL MOTIFAKE - I'm Back Baby


TAGS: bender
Rating: 2.71/5

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doubet - February 23, 2011, 7:41 pm
Yeah, I really did screw this up.
culos - February 23, 2011, 4:58 am
I guess it thinks it is our illegitimate daddy.....
pzykosiz - February 23, 2011, 4:32 am
for this to work, people actually need to know you
doubet - February 22, 2011, 11:41 pm
Kinda I just haven't made one in a while
Donkasaurus - February 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
5L for aggys comment. I refuse to vote on this.
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:37 pm
YOu can't spell "Welcome Back" without 1L
ICEMAN - February 22, 2011, 10:02 pm
You were gone???


TWO IS COMPANY - And Baby Makes Three.




KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)




LAZY WOMEN - Move the bench away from the door, pick up the mess, and hang that picture up!


TAGS: bench
Rating: 1.92/5

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Nik - June 14, 2009, 10:53 pm
you know, you wouldn't even be able to say that about a girl if you weren't doing it wrong.
Mr_Jones - June 14, 2009, 10:45 pm
or just move up ur skirt and open ur legs..i'll take it from there


Take a seat -


TAGS: cou*** invisible camouflage bench sitting
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 1:42 am
Gotta love the words that get censored here...bahaha. Glad the poster gave ya a chuckle grey.
Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:58 am
Ha ha ha. Lady of many faces, mis***** of disguise...


THE FIRST DATE -


TAGS: boy peeks beneath girl skirt
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - August 3, 2013, 1:17 pm
Welllll, I don’t think ya had to. ‘Curiosity killed the cat’, but the ones I saw were very much alive…ahem
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 12:57 pm

I was gonna just put your name right in this one, Gary~~but decided I should behave.
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 10:41 am

No, Bobb~~that one was, "And Then She Choked Me". The flip side was, "Am I Blue".
BobbEdwards - August 3, 2013, 10:22 am
"And Then She Hit Me"...wasn't that a song from the early 60s? ;-)
GaryO - August 3, 2013, 9:40 am
Dang….and she kept on hittin’ me…..every freakin’ time


ardor -


TAGS: love couple rain bench
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:53 pm
Good'n here, Demon


IN MEMORIAM - LIFE ISN'T A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, FORREST


TAGS: bench
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:40 am
Ah yes, the bench for two, with buhtt crack centering rails for ease of alignment when backing up. Excellent.
Silverheart - April 12, 2013, 2:42 am

I would attack that bench, in broad daylight, with a screwdriver. Ill placed armrests go away.


Religious Debate -


TAGS: rerun pope benedict miss priss
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - July 23, 2013, 7:05 am
Hey Ism, it’s a huge compliment for you to use that scene. I’ve recvd PMs from some profound creators asking permission. Nary a problem. Thank you for using it. Aaand for using rerun’s turned face, turning it forward at the punch line.
5150monkeylove - July 23, 2013, 6:18 am
p.s.---my answer was not verified as an actual fact. But isn't that what the religious understand?
5150monkeylove - July 23, 2013, 6:14 am
The key is the natural speed of each species specific digestive process... 5L from someone who normally avoids that discussion altogether.
Ism - July 23, 2013, 5:55 am
P.S. Greatful to everyone for being good sports about all my posters lately... I knew everyone had a good sense of humor at Motifake & I have been a fan of Everyone here before I decided to Post myself.. Its like a Close Family.. Thx for the Encouragement
Ism - July 23, 2013, 5:40 am
Thx everyone... just glad you'll enjoyed it... hope you don't mind me using the Format GaryO your wrestler poster gave me the Idea of how best to tell this Joke
MissPriss - July 23, 2013, 12:22 am
Ism...you expect anyone to really believe that? Rerun in an airport bar? Bahaha!
BobbEdwards - July 22, 2013, 9:53 pm
Luv it luv it luv it. This should be on Religifake, if it isn't already.
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:55 pm
HAH! Nice bar scene, Ism! 5L
rerun - July 22, 2013, 8:32 pm

WOW.


OLD AGE - And you think YOU have problems!


TAGS: old men bench
Rating: 4.71/5

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Rudedog - February 10, 2013, 1:27 am
My graphic epi***h. Downloaded and cut into granite.


Canceled -


TAGS: benham brother s show canceled
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - May 24, 2014, 10:53 am

a huge...politically corrected....LOL!!!


OH THE PAIN - Dont drink and motifake. Or else




JUSTICE -


TAGS: pee wee herman paul reubens
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 27, 2013, 4:38 pm
He was a sport about it. At a charity event soon after, he took the stage amid cheers and chortled into the microphone: "Heard any good jokes lately?"


DRUNK ON A BENCH - Roads, some lead to bad places, others lead to this..




some women -


TAGS: women guys noticing bending over
Rating: 4.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2014, 1:58 am
Please note ladies, I said “SOME" women, not “all."


BUM ON THE RUN - The Newest In Mobile Homes For The Homeless


TAGS: bum bench homeless
Rating: 4.05/5

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Chompers - January 28, 2010, 8:42 pm
5 New Houses


Jean Bennett Ramsey -


TAGS: jean bennett ramsey homicidal parents
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2013, 12:25 pm
I know the mother died. The 'joke' was, “one suspect down..." Basically, “and then there was one..." Many speculated if the parents aren't the murderers, it's suspected that they MAY have an idea who the murderer was.
Reality Lord - June 10, 2013, 6:44 am

Sad story. Lost tabs years ago. Who is it down to now....brother?


Don't worry, y'all -




PROGRESS - Pope Benedict sends his message on a tablet. Moses needed two.


TAGS: pope benedict twitter
Rating: 3.89/5

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rerun - December 13, 2012, 9:02 pm

post this to religifake


MALIBU BARBIE CHRISTMAS SET -




LOVE - It's a battlefield


TAGS: pat benatar
Rating: 2.73/5

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SAY, PARDON ME... - But could you help out a fellow actor who is down on his luck?




LIEUTENANT DAN MISSES HIS BUS - STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES


TAGS: bench
Rating: 2.71/5

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CRAZY - It's not just for breakfast anymore.


TAGS: ben
Rating: 2.25/5

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COOKIE DOUGH - The face of Ben & Jerrys




SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard smoke alarm booth bennet
Rating: 2.18/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:42 am
it's in IRAQ, Cheif. Everything is dry and flamable!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:54 am
Nice pic. Dry leaves, lots of b***s and a tossed smoke detector equals voided insurance.


7861 - a sad story made by a great band. go look up the lyrics if you havent heard it


TAGS: 7861 beneath the sky
Rating: 2.08/5
shitbrix - October 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
i live in ohio and have seen them live


BENJAMIN BREEG - Benjamin Breeg=Nicolae Ceausescu The reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg=Robert Mugabe It makes perfect sense...




BEN HAAR - America's Favorite American Idol Reject


TAGS: ben haar american idol reject princess leia ugly nerd cosplay delaware funny beard hairy loser
Rating: 1.74/5

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Cubbybear - February 3, 2009, 10:30 am
...and Ron Jeremy Look-a-like


Military Benefits -




Exclusion -


TAGS: blackjack h***ers bender is great
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 24, 2017, 2:19 am
Oh, wait, you can't win an argument with me, so you're gonna permaban me anyhow, because you and Reality Lord can't win with me. So go ahead and do it. Make it happen. It's the only sense of superiority you will ever have, since you're a sore loser.
Cannabal - May 24, 2017, 2:14 am
Stop what? Care to elaborate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2017, 9:38 pm
You really don't know when to stop, do you?
Cannabal - May 23, 2017, 7:45 pm
Prime. Get out. Just get the h'ell out. You're less funny than Moo and Scat combined.
ipaprime - May 23, 2017, 5:40 am
Then sell the sax ***e.
Silverheart - May 23, 2017, 12:18 am

Oh kiss and make up already. Get a room.
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 11:32 pm
So how long before Moo bans me again for hurting your feelings, Scatflake?
ScatXXVII - May 22, 2017, 11:23 pm
Your drunken, barstool, logic is pretty underwhelming, overshadowed by your painfully obvious b***hurt.
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 11:01 pm
Did I touch a nerve? Must have if you can't resist commenting on my posters.
ScatXXVII - May 22, 2017, 10:57 pm
Not being b***hurt. You're doing it wrong
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 10:52 pm
And you brought your favorite sockpuppet in tow.
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 10:51 pm
Hey, Moo, how ya been? Miss me already?
ScatXXVII - May 22, 2017, 10:45 pm
LOL! Drum roll... ba-dum-dum...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2017, 7:45 pm
...and couldn't control their emotions.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2017, 7:45 pm
They never should have cancelled Futurama. Bender was the greatest character created since Lazarus Long. It's a shame that there was no one around to support him...It's almost like his supporters overreacted (like small children)...


Then everything changed -




Hay fever -


TAGS: allergies seasonal benadryl sudafed
Rating: 5/5


Lost in Translation -


TAGS: language barriers bent not broken
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:52 pm
Welllll, if you insist!!!(Southern bell accent, batting eyes flirtaciously) ROTFL!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:43 pm
Ok. But, can we keep Gary & Steve out of it? They make me a bit nervous. Huggs, cutey.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:40 pm
Although I believe in equality for everybody, I am not of the 'feminist' persuasion. I appreciate a gentleman's ways. Yes, I am myself! I'm glad I made you laugh! That was my intention! Hugs!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:16 pm
M'lady... (sorry, I know you don't like that term, but... like it or not, you are that in my eyes) you're off the hook. Made me grin, thanks.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:10 pm
Only if you get to watch and/or participate! ROTFL!!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 12:59 pm
Hmm... wondering... the right scream... might be good.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 12:52 pm
If you open the door and nobody screams, you're good! LOL!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:07 pm
Yeah, but am still in a quandary, which way?
mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:47 pm
"I think what we have here, is a failure to communicate..." I love this stuff! Thanks edge! appreciate the laughs with my 1st cup of joe!


Something Different -


TAGS: hope benny burns irrelevant
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - November 17, 2015, 9:32 pm
poignant
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 2:48 pm
Excellent, Greeny! Very true! 5 L!


not yet eternal -


TAGS: sleep death benefits
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:20 pm
LOL! First, the cat--lol! Pairing that with death with benefits! Pure GOLD! LUUUUV it!!!!! Definite 5 snoring lions, LA!!!!!!! Really glad you're making posters again!
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 4:36 pm

I'm an insomniac, in fact I may have written the book. I would so love to just keel over asleep like this...in the arms of Morpheus. Great string of posters.


waiting for a push -


TAGS: swing tree bench closet belt
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 20, 2015, 5:39 pm
Thanks for the comments guys.
GaryO - July 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
good, spacedog good (that's effing good for the rest of us)
Reality Lord - July 19, 2015, 10:57 am

what greeny said...uh huh
Greeny - July 19, 2015, 10:10 am
Amsomely dark 5L


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